People who like to pretend they know about Denver (the actual city not the Opponaut here) need to give a shit about this chart too

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 08/15/2016 at 14:17 • Filed to: None

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Because you see that? You see how Denver is kind of in the orange-ish area? Yeah, look at that band of darker orange just below that, and then there’s even darker orange right around Santa Fe, and below that it’s like, reddish and then Los Angeles is like on fire, man. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Anyway, my point is, no, Denver does not actually get all that many days of “lol no clouds” at all. We actually do get a fair amount of rain here (at least it seems so lately) but the fucking worst is when you just get a bunch of clouds that blanket everything and everything’s just blah, including the temperature, and you get no actual fucking benefit out of it.

Denver, the actual Opponaut, probably knows what I’m talking about.

MonkeePuzzle > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/15/2016 at 14:24

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*looks outside*

can confirm, is pleasantly cloudy today

Nerd-Vol > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/15/2016 at 14:25

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Wut?

Decay buys too many beaters > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/15/2016 at 14:30

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Something something, Denver is cloudy.

Get on my level.

MonkeePuzzle > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/15/2016 at 14:32

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from the museum last weekend, can confirm, colorado does some epic clouds

jasmits > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/15/2016 at 14:38

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I’m from Portland. No complaining about blah weather unless you live in Seattle or Vancouver, BC where the weather is even blahier

E92M3 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/15/2016 at 14:38

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But you’re a mile closer to the sun, and it’s dry as f@&*.

Hence why everyone looks 10 years older than they actually are (I’m talking natives). It easy to discern who was born there, and who relocated.

just-a-scratch > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/15/2016 at 14:38

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Seattle has no pity for your claimed lack of sunshine.

LongbowMkII > MonkeePuzzle 08/15/2016 at 14:41

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That could game is weak.

Spaceball-Two > just-a-scratch 08/15/2016 at 14:46

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Actually last week and this week are quite pleasant.

just-a-scratch > Spaceball-Two 08/15/2016 at 14:48

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That’s true. October through April (usually June) though do challenge many in their abilities to handle prolonged gray weather.

Spaceball-Two > just-a-scratch 08/15/2016 at 15:18

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Oh yeah. It’s like being in a tunnel 24/7

MUSASHI66 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/15/2016 at 15:34

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268 days of sun on average. Is that bad?

Nibbles > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/15/2016 at 15:40

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Meh, couldn’t care

Denver is still the best (for me)

DipodomysDeserti > E92M3 08/15/2016 at 15:47

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They all look ten years older because their topsoil is filled with nuclear fallout .

DipodomysDeserti > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/15/2016 at 15:48

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What’s this “rain” and “cloud” you speak of?

-Phoenix

It actually rained all last week here.

wiffleballtony > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 08/15/2016 at 20:43

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I was not aware that this was a thing.